The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

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INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE

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Gets Hit in Dodgeball Keeps playing

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Browses r/AdviceAnimals Never upvotes

Browses r/AdviceAnimals Never upvotes

gets bitten by zombie tells no one

gets bitten by zombie tells no one
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