The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Hey Bro let me see your laptop quick shit ton of crumbs in the keyboard when he hands it back

Hey Bro let me see your laptop quick shit ton of crumbs in the keyboard when he hands it back

Hey bro, can I bum a cigarette? Pulls out unopened pack an hour later

Hey bro, can I bum a cigarette? Pulls out unopened pack an hour later

asks to borrow electric razor shaves pubes with it

asks to borrow electric razor shaves pubes with it

"Yeah dude, I can DJ at your party" Brings laptop, opens up to youtube

"Yeah thats like 3.5 grams" Only 2

"Capitalism is ruining america" Uses laptop, high speed internet, ipod and youtube

Dude, can I borrow some xbox games? sells them second hand at gamestop

Dude, can I borrow some xbox games? sells them second hand at gamestop

How come nobody ever takes out the trash? Has never taken the trash out

How come nobody ever takes out the trash? Has never taken the trash out

Fraudulently lend billions of dollars to people who have no hope of repaying it have the fed bail you out

Fraudulently lend billions of dollars to people who have no hope of repaying it have the fed bail you out

Hey Brah can i use your Internet real quick? chris hansen shows Up

Hey Brah can i use your Internet real quick? chris hansen shows Up
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