The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex with you

Do something nice for a girl Think she's obligated to have sex with you

says he'll redo your website everything in comic sans

says he'll redo your website everything in comic sans

come to this baddass party! sausage fest

come to this baddass party! sausage fest

Mod XBOX 360 and get banned from X-Box Live Sell 360 on Craiglist without mentioning it

Mod XBOX 360 and get banned from X-Box Live Sell 360 on Craiglist without mentioning it

Worried about Radiation from Japan Goes tanning

Worried about Radiation from Japan Goes tanning

Girlfriend needs creamer from store go to gas station and stuff 20 minis in baggy pants

Girlfriend needs creamer from store go to gas station and stuff 20 minis in baggy pants

Leave $1 tip on bar Put it back in pocket when bartender looks away

Leave $1 tip on bar Put it back in pocket when bartender looks away

Designated Driver first one to get drunk

Designated Driver first one to get drunk

Borrows money to cover rent buys new Iphone

Borrows money to cover rent buys new Iphone

identifies himself as an anarchist complains when the state scales back entitlements

identifies himself as an anarchist complains when the state scales back entitlements
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