The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Gets a "cool" friend ignores all other friends

Gets a

Goes to subway stays on phone while ordering

Goes to subway stays on phone while ordering

Good Guy Greg Come at me bro

Good Guy Greg Come at me bro

GOES TO PARTY COCK BLOCKS GOOD GUY GREG

GOES TO PARTY COCK BLOCKS GOOD GUY GREG

"Mandatory meeting with free pizza" no pizza

"Yo, let me see that trail mix." M&M's Gone

Gets busted for shoplifting facebook status: "fuck da police!"

Gets busted for shoplifting facebook status:

Sweet Bong Can I hit it? It was broke when you gave it to me

Sweet Bong Can I hit it? It was broke when you gave it to me

offers to fill up gas tank if you drive him to the other side of the city actually bro, I forgot my debit card and I only got $5 in cash

offers to fill up gas tank if you drive him to the other side of the city actually bro, I forgot my debit card and I only got $5 in cash

Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with, "what up?"

Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with,
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