The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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uses the word "literally" really means "figuratively"

uses the word

playing video games with friends never hands off the controller

playing video games with friends never hands off the controller

types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punchline

types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punchline

"I'm not realy book smart, but I've got street smarts" Lives in 'burbs with mom.

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway

"I'm not realy book smart, but I've got street smarts" Is a dumbass

Sees scumbag steve post Puts up a good guy greg post doing the opposite

Sees scumbag steve post Puts up a good guy greg post doing the opposite

Makes a bet and loses "we never shook hands bro"

Makes a bet and loses

"Hey roomie, can you clean up your dishes?!" Leaves his shit all over living room

"BRO's BEFore hoes" never see him again after he gets a girlfriend

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