The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Leaves a pile of trash in a classroom "That's what we have janitors for."

Leaves a pile of trash in a classroom

Quietly tell him his fly is unzipped Why are you lookin' at my dick, bro?!

Quietly tell him his fly is unzipped Why are you lookin' at my dick, bro?!

Visits my new place for the first time Insults apartment, tv, car, and then asks for a ride home because he "Missed the last bus"

Visits my new place for the first time Insults apartment, tv, car, and then asks for a ride home because he

farts in the car locks all the windows

farts in the car locks all the windows

Speeds through a school zone and crosswalk filled with kids and volunteers Honks horn, flips them off and calls them all assholes

Speeds through a school zone and crosswalk filled with kids and volunteers   Honks horn, flips them off and calls them all assholes

Breaks something expensive of yours "Why would you spend that much on it anyway?"

Breaks something expensive of yours

Done with his gum spits it in the water-fountain

Done with his gum spits it in the        water-fountain

claims he can't afford to pay rent goes out drinking every other night

claims he can't afford to pay rent goes out drinking every other night

Stuck in traffic drives in exit lane then merges back in to skip other cars

Stuck in traffic drives in exit lane then merges back in to skip other cars

drives below the speed limit in fast lane speeds up when you try to pass

drives below the speed limit in fast lane speeds up when you try to pass
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