The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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convinces girl he's a nude photographer Uses cellphone camera during shoot.

convinces girl he's a nude photographer Uses cellphone camera during shoot.

"Bro, I finally got a job" Tries to sign you and everyone you know up for pyramid scheme

Borrows a game doesn't return it unless you lend him another one

Borrows a game doesn't return it unless you lend him another one

Promises to be your wingman Scares women away

Promises to be your wingman Scares women away

"ill destroy the ring bro" Keeps it for himself

Stands in fire, dies Blames healer

Stands in fire, dies Blames healer

makes fun of you for not knowing something has no idea what it is either

makes fun of you for not knowing something has no idea what it is either

borrows your hat gives it negative connotations

borrows your hat gives it negative connotations

hoes before bros lets obvious slut ride shotgun

hoes before bros  lets obvious slut ride shotgun

i don't always make jokes about doin your mom but... wait, i totally do bro

i don't always make jokes about doin your mom but... wait,
i totally do bro
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