The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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SEES YOU TRYING TO PARK STOPS AND WATCHES TO PUT PRESSURE ON

SEES YOU TRYING TO PARK STOPS AND WATCHES TO PUT PRESSURE ON

Lets everyone borrow his hat KNOWS HE HAS LICE

Lets everyone borrow his hat KNOWS HE HAS LICE

Complains about not having enough money for school goes to florida for spring break

Complains about not having enough money for school goes to florida for spring break

MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND

MAKES GINGER JOKES ALL YEAR SUDDENLY IRISH THIS WEEKEND

Warns you "Not to be a dumbass" at his party Pukes 3 times and passes out after 45 minutes

Warns you

goes to the grocery store leaves shopping cart in empty parking space

goes to the grocery store leaves shopping cart in empty parking space

sees you're going to pass him speeds up

sees you're going to pass him speeds up

Makes plans with you during the week Doesn't answer phone at all the day of said plans

Makes plans with you during the week Doesn't answer phone at all the day of said plans

Sees you are fully engaged in reading a book keeps talking to you until you're forced to stop

Sees you are fully engaged in reading a book keeps talking to you until you're forced to stop

Puts back diapers and formula to be able to pay cahsier Still purchases two cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer

Puts back diapers and formula to be able to pay cahsier Still purchases two cartons of cigarettes and a case of beer
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