The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Comes over and Clogs your toilet leaves without telling you

Comes over and Clogs your toilet leaves without telling you

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight

Has the window seat on the plane Closes shade and sleeps for the whole flight

Just missed his call and called back right away Doesn't Answer

Just missed his call and called back right away Doesn't Answer

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass

Drives 15 under the speed limit Floors it when you try to pass

Knows his lane ends and needs to merge Speeds up and tries to get one spot closer

Knows his lane ends and needs to merge Speeds up and tries to get one spot closer

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets

Makes 1 toaster strudel Uses 2 frosting packets

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him

Joins In A Game Of Pickup Basketball Calls A Foul Every Time Someone Touches Him

Breaks something of yours says "o well, it was a piece of shit anyway"

Breaks something of yours says

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are

Asks you for a ride home Complains about how bad of a driver you are

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person

Takes a dump in a public bathroom Leaves it sitting there for the next person
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