The dog doesn't need the training.

The dog doesn't need the training. - I PROMISE TO HELP FRIEND TAKE CARE OF HIS DOG WHEN HE MOVES IN.  I TRAINED IT, HOUSEBROKE IT, AND IT SLEEPS WITH ME EVERY NIGHT. LEAVES OUT PAPER TOWELS AND CARPET CLEANER FOR ME WHEN I COME HOME FROM WORK TO CLEAN UP THE PISS ALL OVER THE FLOOR.  HE'S BEEN HOME ALL DAY AND REFUSES TO WALK THE DOG.

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Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Sees you have sunburn slaps it

Sees you have sunburn slaps it

makes you chip in for gas mom pays for gas

makes you chip in for gas mom pays for gas

Calls you a bitch if you won't sleep with him Calls women "sluts" after they sleep with him

Calls you a bitch if you won't sleep with him Calls women

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Standing next to a trash can litters

Standing next to a trash can litters

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Talks about himself In the third person

Talks about himself In the third person

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen

has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen
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