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Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive
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Hey, remember that thing your boyfriend did six months ago? He should be in trouble for that again.
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ON COUCH: WON'T LET YOU STAY AWAKE TO WATCH FAVORITE SHOW IN BED: "HEY, REMEMBER THAT THING THAT'S BEEN BUGGING ALL WEEK?"
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Has earned 2 bachelors, a masters, and a doctorate Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes
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Can effortlessly learn any language But only while you're too young to care.
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At a funeral. remembers funniest joke you ever heard.
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Hey, you know that song you hate? Let me sing it for you all day
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