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Uses Self Checkouts To Avoid Human Interaction "Please wait for assistance" - Fuck
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"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. Please hold while we transfer you to a live operator to handle your question." Hang up
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Text myself to remember something Get excited when I receive a new text.
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Don't want to ask friend to use his shower Engineer a soap bar to use on the go
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Group of kids blocking locker Keeps walking
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Puts anti-perspirant Deodorant on hands before job interview
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Sweating because he's nervous Nevous because he's sweating
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afraid you are making her uncomfortable by staring her in the eye. try to look at something else accidentally looks at her breasts
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someone gets off their treadmill right when you were going to two more minutes
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Last day of work Doesn't tell anyone in order to avoid goodbyes
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