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Istanbul? Oh, you mean Byzantium
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Istanbul? Oh, you mean Constantinople
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cats eye glasses how ironic ( actually, it's redundant )
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I don't watch movies I watch films
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Everyone Cheats at Minecraft I only mine with my fists
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I was an atheist before god didn't exist
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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart oh you mean Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart
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mention a tv show i dont own a tv
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The Constitution? I prefer the Articles of Confederation
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