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Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet
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Knows its time for his morning walk Quietly curls up next to you until you're ready to get up
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dad's mistress leaves her panties behind eats them so mom doesn't find them
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noisy Neighbourhood dogs start a barking chorus Doesn't join in
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gets blamed for everyone's farts loves them anyway
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alarm doesn't go off licks your face at the appropriate time to help you wake up
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Barks at Strangers not at the pizza guy
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Barks at your enemies allows hot girl to pet him
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Has 10 foot leash Only uses 6 feet
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forget sandwich on table doesn't eat it
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