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Tell that motherfucker If he comes down my chimney again, he's dead
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i want answers tickle him until he talks
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Three Little pigs disrespect me? Send in the wolf.
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Vinny needs to go into hiding Someone put their hands over his eyes
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The gingerbread man is too fast? Gingersnap his kneecaps.
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I don't care if you have to check his diaper. Make sure he ain't wearing no baby monitor.
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tommy didn't invite me to his birthday party he better enjoy it because it is going to be his last.
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that son of a bitch took whats mine you bring him and my nose back here now
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So the only witnesses were three mice? You know what to do.
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