I might not be.......

I might not be....... - I MIGHT NOT BE MORGAN FREEMAN, BUT  I, BUT NOTHING. STOP READING THESE STUPID MEMES AND GET A FUCKING LIFE INSTEAD OF PRIDING YOURSELVES ON HOW MANY LIKES YOPU GET. FUCK YOU. AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER. YOU BOTH CAN SUCK MY DICK. IN FACT, YOUR MOTHER ALREADY DID. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.

I dont always brush my tongue. But when i do, I nearly vomit.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES, BUT WHEN I DO I LEARN INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S SOCIAL LIFE.

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG AROUND SMOKERS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR SMOKE ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY INTO MY GODDAMN FACE

I DON'T ALWAYS HANG AROUND SMOKERS BUT WHEN I DO THEIR SMOKE ALWAYS FINDS ITS WAY INTO MY GODDAMN FACE

I don't always tip but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.

I don't always tip but when I do, I make sure they see me before dropping it into the jar.

I dont always use emoticons But when i do, I'm talking to a girl

I dont always use emoticons But when i do, I'm talking to a girl

I don't always carry every grocery bag in one trip But when i do, i feel like the goddamn hulk

I don't always carry every grocery bag in one trip But when i do, i feel like the goddamn hulk

I don't always watch poseidon but when I do I hold my breath when someone goes underwater to see if I would have made it off the ship too

I don't always watch poseidon but when I do I hold my breath when someone goes underwater to see if I would have made it off the ship too

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always come to a complete stop at a Stop sign But when I do it's because the person behind me is driving like a douchebag

I don't always come to a complete stop at a Stop sign But when I do it's because the person behind me is driving like a douchebag

i don't always check up on celebrity gossip but when I do i'm standing in line at the grocery store

i don't always check up on celebrity gossip but when I do i'm standing in line at the grocery store
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