I might not be.......

I might not be....... - I MIGHT NOT BE MORGAN FREEMAN, BUT  I, BUT NOTHING. STOP READING THESE STUPID MEMES AND GET A FUCKING LIFE INSTEAD OF PRIDING YOURSELVES ON HOW MANY LIKES YOPU GET. FUCK YOU. AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER. YOU BOTH CAN SUCK MY DICK. IN FACT, YOUR MOTHER ALREADY DID. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always feel my phone vibrate But when i do, it didn't

I don't always feel my phone vibrate But when i do, it didn't

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in

I don't always fart in my office But when i do, it is 2 seconds before someone happens to walk in

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

i don't always find a Tv series i like on netflix But when i do, i watch all 6 seasons in 6 days

I don't always go out for mexican but when I do, i spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips

I don't always go out for mexican but when I do, i spoil my appetite with free tortilla chips

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send a sarcastic text But when i do, it gets completely misinterpreted

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus

I don't always send texts when i'm drunk But when i do, i close one eye so i can focus

I don't always need the directions when cooking but when i do i've already thrown the box away

I don't always need the directions when cooking but when i do i've already thrown the box away

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always feel like I have big boobs But when i do, I'm watching the olympics

I don't always brush my teeth in front of somebody But when i do, I brush four times longer than I normally would

I don't always brush my teeth in front of somebody But when i do, I brush four times longer than I normally would

I don't always talk on the phone But when i do, I pace back and forth like an idiot

I don't always talk on the phone But when i do, I pace back and forth like an idiot
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