You want my advice? Dump her

You want my advice? Dump her - YOU WANT MY ADVICE? DUMP HER Advice God

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Greetings Yahweh! I am uber-god. you didn't know about me. you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit!

Greetings Yahweh!
I am uber-god. you didn't know about me.
you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit!

Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me

Give humans innate curiosity punish any who question me

Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.

Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.

thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1

thou shalt not kill Take the whole army with you, and go up and attack Ai. -- Joshua 8:1

ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday

ban cannibalism you must eat my son each sunday

Pray! I do what I want anyway

Pray! I do what I want anyway

Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where?

Ban incest Adam and eve have two sons. Rest of humanity comes from where?

Create breasts everyone LOVES Create breast cancer

Create breasts everyone LOVES  Create breast cancer

Worship me and receive a mansion after you're dead

Worship me and receive a mansion after you're dead

Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons

Humanity descended from one man and one woman Who only had sons
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