Phone call diligence

Phone call diligence - I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A PHONE CALL BUT WHEN I DO, I MENTALLY RUN THROUGH EVERY POSSIBLE DIRECTION THE CONVERSATION CAN GO AND MAKE SURE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO SAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always run into my exes but when I do, I'm wearing something they bought me

I don't always run into my exes  but when I do, I'm wearing something they bought me

I don't always see the girl i have a huge crush on but when I do, i'm wearing the same shirt as last time

I don't always see the girl i have a huge crush on but when I do, i'm wearing the same shirt as last time

I don't always feel like i did well on a final but when I do, it turns out i bombed the shit out of it

I don't always feel like i did well on a final but when I do, it turns out i bombed the shit out of it

I don't always fart in my office with the door closed but when I do, somebody immediately comes in to ask a question

I don't always fart in my office with the door closed but when I do, somebody immediately comes in to ask a question

I don't always get drunk at parties but when I do, i dont talk about it for a fucking week

I don't always get drunk at parties but when I do, i dont talk about it for a fucking week

I don't always lie to my kids but when I do, its about a fat man that magically fits down the chimney and brings them presents

I don't always lie to my kids but when I do, its about a fat man that magically fits down the chimney and brings them presents

I don't always go to college high but when I do, it's because i have art or philosophy

I don't always go to college high but when I do, it's because i have art or philosophy

I don't always use the lords name but when i do, its in vain

I don't always use the lords name but when i do, its in vain

I don't always log in to youtube but when I do, it's to down vote Rick Perry

I don't always log in to youtube but when I do, it's to down vote Rick Perry

I don't always do work at work but when I do, it's because reddit is down

I don't always do work at work but when I do, it's because reddit is down
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