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wants to check out books on paranoia librarian says "they're behind you!"
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Answers 'C' three times in a row on a midterm I'm going to fail this exam.
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Enables google location on the phone just in case of kidnapping
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Paranoid that everything i post will be a repost Paranoid that even this is a repost
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take dogs out to pee before bed bring wallet so they can identify the body
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Teacher hands out an anonymous survey to the class Changes handwriting
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UNLOCKS CAR TO LOCK IT AGAIN
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Has random weird thought in class look around to make sure no one can read minds
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SENT IMPORTANT E-MAIL RE-READ MESSAGE IN SENT FOLDER TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS STILL OK
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Has to go to the bathroom at night Opens the shower curtain to check for murderers
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