Every damn time

Every damn time - ONE  NIGHT STAND IN LOVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up

Girlfriend starts to unbutton your jeans can't undo the button so she gives up

Lasts a long time during sex girlfriend thinks it's because i don't find her attractive

Lasts a long time during sex girlfriend thinks it's because i don't find her attractive

Asks cute girl out for a drink her boyfriend shows up an hour into the "date"

Asks cute girl out for a drink her boyfriend shows up an hour into the

black friends uses cool slang in text message need to go on urbandictionary to find out what it means

black friends uses cool slang in text message need to go on urbandictionary to find out what it means

Treats women with respect never gets laid

Treats women with respect  never gets laid

Girlfriend surprises you with your favorite dinner You're trying to break up with her

Girlfriend surprises you with your favorite dinner You're trying to break up with her

Catch cute girl's eye in parking lot hits self in face with seatbelt

Catch cute girl's eye in parking lot hits self in face with seatbelt

invited to sleep in girl's bed falls asleep

invited to sleep in girl's bed falls asleep

Times massive fart to coincide with loud part of a song forgets he's wearing headphones

Times massive fart to coincide with loud part of a song forgets he's wearing headphones

Has a bunch of people hang out at his house Secretly wishes they would leave already

Has a bunch of people hang out at his house Secretly wishes they would leave already
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