My roommate right now

My roommate right now - IS ASKED TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT ALCHOL ADDICTION  TALKS ABOUT HOW HE DRINKS EVERY WEEKEND  College Freshman

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Boils water sets off fire alarm

Boils water sets off fire alarm

Yes! Roommate's gone! Time to masturbate

Yes! Roommate's gone! Time to masturbate

Boasts class is too easy Professor overhears and makes impossible midterm

Boasts class is too easy Professor overhears and makes impossible midterm

Makes it to front page making fun of college freshmen is college freshmen

Makes it to front page making fun of college freshmen is college freshmen

Enrolls in human sexuality thinks it will get him laid

Enrolls in human sexuality thinks it will get him laid

Walks around campus Wearing a high school letterman jacket

Walks around campus Wearing a high school letterman jacket

Spends 12 hours in the library, on facebook for 8 of them "dude i just spent 16 hours in the library i'm so strung out"

Spends 12 hours in the library, on facebook for 8 of them

Stressed about Finals Cleans Entire Apartment instead of studying.

Stressed about Finals Cleans Entire Apartment instead of studying.

"i'm so poor, ramen lol" has iphone, macbook, wears abercrombie

finished first semester of software engineering "I'm a hacker, like anonymous."

finished first semester of software engineering
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