shut up

shut up - MORE LIKE DEMIGODZILLA Lame Pun Coon

9139 shares

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity  It's impossible to put down

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.

Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher? HE COULDN'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS.

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.

Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? his deuces were wild.

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.

Jokes about German sausages are the Wurst.

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT

HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HEBREWS IT

when a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds

when a clock is hungry
 it goes back 
four seconds

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A THESAURUS

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A THESAURUS

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray  is now a seasoned veteran.

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore

This girl said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club but I'd never met herbivore

I did a theatrical performance about puns Really it was just a play on words

I did a theatrical performance about puns Really it was just a play on words
Like us and Laugh More!

Laugh more daily

Like us on Facebook?