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got awesome new ringtone will never hear it
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someone is breaking into my house! better stay calm and try not to scare them away
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parents leave for the weekend photoshop pictures of the house to make it look like you had a party
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Had a few dates this weekend Saved the pits to plant in the backyard
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Laugh while browsing reddit at work explain to coworkers it was something my "friend" sent
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Takes picture of Halloween costume and posts it on reddit Puts it back in the closet
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Follow girl you like on twitter have her tweets sent to your phone and pretend she's texting you
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Did something one time three years ago List as hobby
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Sneezes in a crowded room Nobody says bless you
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Receive text from cute girl, "Hey, what's up?" Receive another "Sorry, wrong person."
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