Hey! I have an idea!

Hey! I have an idea!  - I KNOW! NEXT TIME I ASK YOU TO

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I have 5 chances to guess my birthday present? It's a ring. I'm done guessing.

I have 5 chances to guess my birthday present? It's a ring. I'm done guessing.

When we go out, you should take off your glasses so you can't see other girls

When we go out, you should take off your glasses so you can't see other girls

I made a new email with your last name So it wouldn't be taken later

I made a new email with your last name So it wouldn't be taken later

Guess what I'm giving you for easter MY eggs

Guess what I'm giving you for easter MY eggs

It's such a relief to know this is the last first date i'll ever have to go on

It's such a relief to know this is the last first date i'll ever have to go on

It's your fault I bleed every month. You haven't given me a baby yet.

It's your fault I bleed every month.  You haven't given me a baby yet.

I know you received my email because I checked your inbox

I know you received my email because I checked your inbox

Leaves you messages Out of her hair

Leaves you messages Out of her hair

the safe word is will you marry me

the safe word is will you marry me

Are you coming to bed tonight? We haven't slept together since last night.

Are you coming to bed tonight? We haven't slept together since last night.
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