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there are plenty of fish in the sea? false. overfishing has led to a critical depletion of oceanic fishery stocks

there are plenty of fish in the sea? false.
overfishing has led to a critical depletion of oceanic fishery stocks

Thank god! FALSE. Thank science.

Thank god! FALSE.  
Thank science.

Before I do anything I ask myself "would an idiot do this?" And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

Before I do anything I ask myself

Laughter is the best medicine? FALSE. Medicine is the best medicine

Laughter is the best medicine? FALSE.  
Medicine is the best medicine

"This is a picture of my friend doing something funny/interesting" FALSE. This is someone you've never met, from a random picture you found on the internet

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE. it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere FALSE.  
it is only 5 o'clock somewhere once an hour on the hour

The MOre the merrier FALSE. China

The MOre the merrier FALSE.  
China

marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk

marijuana kills people? True I could make a spear from the stalk

marijuana kills people? FALSE. if you die while stoned you are just an idiot.

marijuana kills people? FALSE.  
if you die while stoned you are just an idiot.

I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog

I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog
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