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meets your new girlfriend "you need to let me hit that after you're done"
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eats all the cereal puts empty box back in pantry
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is Told his zipper is down "Why you looking bro?"
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Government pays for education Sleeps through all of his classes
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goes through your phone contacts renames mom to dealer
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