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You say "guess what!" Guesses.
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downloads freeware donates to developer
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becomes a less popular meme is happy for new content
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Forget your weed at his house doesn't smoke it
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Can quote the entire movie Doesn't because he knows it's fucking annoying
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Has drunk sex with best female friend still talks to her next day
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