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fights communism to defeat its totalitarian system Embraces totalitarian system to secretly spy on citizens in the name of Freedom.

fights communism to defeat its totalitarian system Embraces totalitarian system to secretly spy on citizens in the name of Freedom.

Gains independence from Britain with French help Friends with Britain. Hates France.

Gains independence from Britain with French help Friends with Britain.
Hates France.

SPENDS A TRILLION+ OVER 11 YEARS TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF 3,000 PEOPLE LETS 25,000+ OF ITS CITIZENS DIE EACH YEAR FROM LACK HEALTHCARE

SPENDS A TRILLION+ OVER 11 YEARS TO AVENGE THE DEATHS OF 3,000 PEOPLE LETS 25,000+ OF ITS CITIZENS DIE EACH YEAR FROM LACK HEALTHCARE

Claims to be land of the free spends more money on military and jails than schools and healthcare

Claims to be land of the free spends more money on military and jails than schools and healthcare

GOES TO MOON STARTS ENDLESS WARS AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK

GOES TO MOON STARTS ENDLESS WARS AND CAN'T AFFORD TO GO BACK

Destroys Native American Tribes Names Weapons and Aircraft after them

Destroys Native American Tribes Names Weapons and Aircraft after them

Complains about shitheads like Santorum Allows shitheads like Santorum to get into the position he is in

Complains about shitheads like Santorum Allows shitheads like Santorum to get into the position he is in

Calls the Super Bowl a World Championship Forgets to invite world

Calls the Super Bowl a World Championship Forgets to invite world

Puts more of its citizens in prison than any other nation Wants to pass laws that would imprison innocent people on the internet

Puts more of its citizens in prison than any other nation Wants to pass laws that would imprison innocent people on the internet

Complains about piracy and Internet theft Steals the domains of global companies like MegaUpload without due process

Complains about piracy and Internet theft Steals the domains of global companies like MegaUpload without due process
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