Advice for the socially oblivious party goer

Advice for the socially oblivious party goer - IF YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT WHO DOESN'T LIVE THERE  YOU SHOULD PROBABLY LEAVE Actual Advice Mallard

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Send flowers to your wife anonymously, If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.

Send flowers to your wife anonymously, If she comes home without them, she could be cheating on you.

If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you

If she writes smiley faces like (: rather than :) She's too young for you

Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other women.

Women don't dress to impress men They dress to impress other  women.

don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice

don't waste time matching your bra and underwear your cat won't notice

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If a girl doesn't make you wear a condom... she probably didn't make all the other guys wear one either.

If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move

If you get mugged so often that you carry a decoy wallet move

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do

If you're single and you move into an apartment with a couple  you are going to start getting on their nerves no matter what you do

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy

Don’t Make Decisions When You’re Angry Don’t Make Promises When You’re Happy

Buy normal yogurt and freeze it it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper

Buy normal yogurt and freeze it  it tastes the same as frozen yogurt, because it is the same, and is cheaper

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed

No matter how awake you think you are do not turn off your alarm untill you actually get out of bed
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