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Private Pigeons - DID YOU KNOW THAT, PRIVATE PIGEON HAS DATED OVER THAN 1000 GIRLS IN HIS TEENAGER YEARS. YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE HIM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always screw up massively But when I do, I'm 100% convinced that I'm right

I don't always screw up massively But when I do, I'm 100% convinced that I'm right

I don't always watch movies with my parents but when i do, the first scene is a sex scene

I don't always watch movies with my parents but when i do, the first scene is a sex scene

I don't always go to bed really late But when I do, I am always counting how many hours of sleep I can get

I don't always go to bed really late But when I do, I am always counting how many hours of sleep I can get

I don't always use facebook chat but when I do, people who I don't want to talk to, talk to me.

I don't always use facebook chat but when I do, people who I don't want to talk to, talk to me.

I don't always get a haircut But when I do, I use way too much shampoo the first time i shower

I don't always get a haircut But when I do, I use way too much shampoo the first time i shower

I don't always brush my tongue But when I do, I almost vomit

I don't always brush my tongue But when I do, I almost vomit

I don't always drink beer, But when I do, I'm reminded why I don't.

I don't always drink beer, But when I do,
I'm reminded why I don't.

I don't always get complex math problems wrong But when I do, it's because of simple arithmetic mistakes

I don't always get complex math problems wrong But when I do, it's because of simple arithmetic mistakes

I'm not always running late but when i am, i get stopped by every fucking red light

I'm not always running late but when i am, i get stopped by every fucking red light

I don't always browse reddit on work meetings But when I do, front page is full of nsfw

I don't always browse reddit on work meetings But when I do, front page is full of nsfw
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