I love you, Texans fans, but I had to do this...

I love you, Texans fans, but I had to do this... - IT ONLY TAKES ONE WATT TO LIGHT UP A FOOTBALL FIELD FASLE: IT TAKES ON AVERAGE 4.5 BILLION WATTS TO LIGHT A FOOTBALL FIELD Dwight

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nothing rhymes with orange? False. nothing and orange do not rhyme.

nothing rhymes with orange? False.
nothing and orange do not rhyme.

Choose Two: enough sleep, grades, or social Life? False. Choose One.

Choose Two: enough sleep, grades, or social Life? False.
Choose One.

nothing rhymes with orange? False. nothing and orange do not rhyme.

nothing rhymes with orange? False.
nothing and orange do not rhyme.

'whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger' False. Aids.

'whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger' False.
Aids.

The Sky is the Limit False. Men have walked on the moon

The Sky is the Limit False. Men have walked on the moon

Life is short? False. Living is the longest thing you will ever do.

Life is short? False. 
Living is the longest thing you will ever do.

The more the merrier? False. China

The more the merrier? False. China

$2000 Facebook Machine? false. macbook pro begins at $1199.

$2000 Facebook Machine? false. 
macbook pro begins at $1199.

Star Wars seems pretty futuristic, right? False. Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

Star Wars seems pretty futuristic, right? False.
Star Wars takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

time flies when you're having fun? false. time is incapable of flight. and one's current level of enjoyment bears no influence on this matter.

time flies when you're having fun? false.  time is incapable of flight.  and one's current level of enjoyment bears no influence on this matter.
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