if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe

if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe - IF I EVER FIND WHERE THAT COTTON EYED                                         JOE WENT...                 overly manly man

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Your steak is too bloody? Give it one of your tampons

Your steak is too bloody? Give it one of your tampons

Pour me a glass of whiskey, son i have to take me heart medication.

Pour me a glass of whiskey, son i have to take me heart medication.

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

The reason I only had one heart attack Was because my heart wasn't such a dumbass to attack me twice

Im allergic to whiskey It makes my knuckles bleed

Im allergic to whiskey It makes my knuckles bleed

Your mom's out of town this week Today's meal shall be steak with a side of shut the fuck up

Your mom's out of town this week Today's meal shall be steak with a side of shut the fuck up

i see you shaved i'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you

i see you shaved i'm sorry the weight of being a man was too much for you

It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?

It took you 2 trips to take out the garbage? Was your tampon weighing you down?

tumblr? last time i tumbled was over a pile of bodies in korea

tumblr? last time i tumbled was over a pile of bodies in korea

shot glasses? you mean sippy cups?

shot glasses?  you mean sippy cups?

Why do i need to know how to sew? My cuts don't stitch themselves

Why do i need to know how to sew? My cuts don't stitch themselves
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