My friend said this last night when he was drunk

My friend said this last night when he was drunk - GETTING DRUNK TODAY  IS JUST BORROWING HAPPINESS FROM TOMORROW  Sudden Clarity Clarence

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I shouldn't be googling "where to meet women" I should be googling "where to meet men" cause thats where the women will be looking

I shouldn't be googling

I've replaced watching tv with browsing reddit

I've replaced watching tv with browsing reddit

Boybands are so popular on itunes because little girls dont know how to illegally download music yet

Boybands are so popular on itunes because little girls dont know how to illegally download music yet

Oh my god, vaginas are called beavers because they eat "Wood"

Oh my god, vaginas are called beavers because they eat

if smoking reduces life by five minutes and laughing increases it by ten weed increases life span by five minutes

if smoking reduces life by five minutes
and laughing increases it by ten weed increases life span by five minutes

Boobs are also called Jugs Because they hold milk

Boobs are also called Jugs Because they hold milk

what if deja vu meant you lost a life and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?

what if deja vu meant you lost a life and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?

The reason we care so much about approval from strangers online Is because they have no social obligation to lie to us

The reason we care so much about approval from strangers online Is because they have no social obligation to lie to us

12 AM IS earlier than 11am

12 AM IS earlier than 11am

cereal is a soup

cereal is a soup
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