'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

Ya sure bro I'll join your peaceful anti-police brutality protest Starts violence

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

posts racist comments about the japanese on facebook using his sony computer

"hey bro can i borrow your phone?" get calls looking for drugs for the rest of your life

"Hey bro, can I have some pizza if I contribute some cash?" hands you 32 cents after he eats 4 slices

INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE

INVITES GIRL TO PARTY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ONE

"Hey bro can i play your xbox 360"? Red ring of death in 5 minutes

Gets Hit in Dodgeball Keeps playing

Gets Hit in Dodgeball Keeps playing

"Hey do you want to see a really cool website"? Opens Digg

Browses r/AdviceAnimals Never upvotes

Browses r/AdviceAnimals Never upvotes

gets bitten by zombie tells no one

gets bitten by zombie tells no one
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