'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Gets a "cool" friend ignores all other friends

Gets a

Goes to subway stays on phone while ordering

Goes to subway stays on phone while ordering

Good Guy Greg Come at me bro

Good Guy Greg Come at me bro

GOES TO PARTY COCK BLOCKS GOOD GUY GREG

GOES TO PARTY COCK BLOCKS GOOD GUY GREG

"Mandatory meeting with free pizza" no pizza

"Yo, let me see that trail mix." M&M's Gone

Gets busted for shoplifting facebook status: "fuck da police!"

Gets busted for shoplifting facebook status:

Sweet Bong Can I hit it? It was broke when you gave it to me

Sweet Bong Can I hit it? It was broke when you gave it to me

offers to fill up gas tank if you drive him to the other side of the city actually bro, I forgot my debit card and I only got $5 in cash

offers to fill up gas tank if you drive him to the other side of the city actually bro, I forgot my debit card and I only got $5 in cash

Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with, "what up?"

Teacher doing Roll CAll Responds with,
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