'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Visits /Frugal Argues against sound money saving advice.

Visits /Frugal Argues against sound money saving advice.

Full bus Takes a seat for his bag

Full bus Takes a seat for his bag

"Bro it's not what it looks like." it's Exactly what it looks like

"you're such a lightweight, bro" pukes on your carpet

Throwing a football with friends Punts.

Throwing a football with friends Punts.

Asks to borrow phone goes through all of your texts

Asks to borrow phone goes through all of your texts

mentors at risk teens those kids have the best weed connections

mentors at risk teens those kids have the best weed connections

Writes college research essay "Why marijuana should be legalized"

Writes college research essay

Takes last slice of pizza Puts box back in fridge.

Takes last slice of pizza Puts box back in fridge.

Plays as Medic Doesn't Heal

Plays as Medic Doesn't Heal
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