'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Crosses street in front of your car diagonally

Crosses street in front of your car diagonally

"FOLLOW ME, BRO" RUNS YELLOW LIGHT

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street still walks slow as fuck

Notices you stopped to let him cross the street still walks slow as fuck

IS RACIST TALKS LIKE HE'S BLACK

IS RACIST TALKS LIKE HE'S BLACK

Yo lemme see your homework bro gets better grade than you

Yo lemme see your homework bro gets better grade than you

Doesn't rsvp shows up with a guest

Doesn't rsvp shows up with a guest

comes home drunk at 2:30 AM sets off fire alarms cooking your food

comes home drunk at 2:30 AM sets off fire alarms cooking your food

Smokes with a group of people doesn't tell them he has a cold

Smokes with a group of people doesn't tell them he has a cold

Says he will help you study You end up explaining everything to him

Says he will help you study You end up explaining everything to him

Finishes the milk Puts empty container back in fridge

Finishes the milk Puts empty container back in fridge
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