'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Fakes throwing something at your face "Look, he flinched!"

Fakes throwing something at your face

Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version

Listens to your story Tries to one-up you with his own version

Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask "when and where?"

Texts you to hang out Doesn't respond when you ask

Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before

Invite him to a party shows up with 5 people you have never seen before

invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word

invites you to play drawsomething draws a dick for every word

Sees you are trying to impress a girl "stop trying to act cool for her"

Sees you are trying to impress a girl

Makes fun of you for your job Has no job

Makes fun of you for your job Has no job

Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story "why'd you kick me under the table?"

Notices that you kicked him under the table to get him to stop sharing a story

Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues

Uses your wi-fi for free bangs on your door at 9am to complain about connection issues

sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'

sees that you're embarassed 'look how red he's getting!'
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