'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend

'Ode of a Nite to an Asshat Friend - DOESN'T KNOCK, WALKS IN DRUNK AT 3AM, PASSES OUT BUCK NAKED ON YOUR FLOOR.  22HRS OF SOUL-EATING FARTS TAKING THE LAST OF YOUR INNOCENCE LATER.. AWAKENS TO A KINGS BREAKFAST  BITCHES HOW ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF NOISE YOUR STOCKING FEET MADE THE WHOLE TIME Scumbag Steve

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Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Gives you cash to pick up his lunch In exact change before taxes

Sees you have sunburn slaps it

Sees you have sunburn slaps it

makes you chip in for gas mom pays for gas

makes you chip in for gas mom pays for gas

Calls you a bitch if you won't sleep with him Calls women "sluts" after they sleep with him

Calls you a bitch if you won't sleep with him Calls women

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Lives in hard to find house doesn't answer phone for lost pizza guy

Standing next to a trash can litters

Standing next to a trash can litters

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Doesn't Put in on pizza takes the biggest slices

Talks about himself In the third person

Talks about himself In the third person

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

Sees you trying to pass on the highway accelerates

has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen

has already seen the movie quotes lines right before they happen
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