Everybody is downloading iOS7 and I'm just over here like "I don't have an iPhone my my flip phone still takes calls"

Everybody is downloading iOS7 and I'm just over here like

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She doesn't like The headless bird I gave her

She doesn't like The headless bird I gave her

I want to run from room to room all bat shit crazy meowing at the top of my lungs but it's only the afternoon and everyone is awake

I want to run from room to room all bat shit crazy meowing at the top of my lungs  but it's only the afternoon and everyone is awake

i haven't eaten all day breakfast doesn't count coz i threw it up on the rug

i haven't eaten all day breakfast doesn't count coz i threw it up on the rug

my owner got a decoy router now I can't decide which one to sit on

my owner got a decoy router now I can't decide which one to sit on

I tried to roar like a lion And everyone laughed

I tried to roar like a lion And everyone laughed

when ever i get comfortable on you you have to go to the bathroom

when ever i get comfortable on you   you have to go to the bathroom

I want to play in the sun but I'll get stolen by a redditor

I want to play in the sun but I'll get stolen by a redditor

It really hurts me when You shut the bathroom door

It really hurts me when You shut the bathroom door

They threw away my vomited-on, pee-soaked, chewed-up box I loved that box

They threw away my vomited-on, pee-soaked, chewed-up box
 I loved that box

Yay can opener! Green beans. Crap.

Yay can opener! Green beans. Crap.
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