9216 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
20,962 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,622 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,567 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,205 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,307 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,012 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,728 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
57,956 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,711 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
298,951 shares
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