Blonde Root Moment

Blonde Root Moment - TRIES TO TAKE A NAP REMEMBERS SHE HAS INSOMNIA First World Problems

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I NEVER HAD TIME TO PLAY WITH MY GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GO VISIT MY FAMILY AND GET MORE GIFTS

I NEVER HAD TIME TO PLAY WITH MY GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS DAY BECAUSE I HAD TO GO VISIT MY FAMILY AND GET MORE GIFTS

I've been walking for two minutes And one of my socks has started to slowly come off

I've been walking for two minutes And one of my socks has started to slowly come off

We ran out of Orange Juice for Mimosas Now I just have to drink straight Champagne

We ran out of Orange Juice for Mimosas Now I just have to drink straight Champagne

By the time I've settled on something to watch while eating I'm already done eating

By the time I've settled on something to watch while eating I'm already done eating

The a/c in our limousine broke so we had to drive around holding champagne bottles to our foreheads to keep cool

The a/c in our limousine broke  so we had to drive around holding champagne bottles to our foreheads to keep cool

I can't water the tree there are too many presents in the way

I can't water the tree there are too many presents in the way

i have to poop but my phone battery is at 5%

i have to poop but my phone battery is at 5%

I totaled my Lexus this morning Now I have to drive my mom's 2012 Porsche to school until my 2013 Lexus arrives.

I totaled my Lexus this morning Now I have to drive my mom's 2012 Porsche to school until my 2013 Lexus arrives.

All the Chocolates in my Advent Calender Have fallen to the bottom

All the Chocolates in my Advent Calender Have fallen to the bottom

I didn't win the powerball so I still have to work at my high paying job with good benefits.

I didn't win the powerball so I still have to work at my high paying job with good benefits.
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