If you can't afford a condom then you can't afford kids

If you can't afford a condom  then you can't afford kids  - If you can't afford a condom  then you can't afford kids   Actual Advice Mallard

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If you're asking a stranger to take a picture for you Pick a heavyset person that couldn't outrun you with your camera

If you're asking a stranger to take a picture for you Pick a heavyset person that couldn't outrun you with your camera

Don't make a man choose between you or his friends He'll either pick them right away or will resent you and pick them in the long run

Don't make a man choose between you or his friends He'll either pick them right away or will resent you and pick them in the long run

Don't make fun of your girlfriend for liking sappy music and movies To her, those great love stories are about you

Don't make fun of your girlfriend for liking sappy music and movies To her, those great love stories are about you

If you bitch about your boyfriend to your friends Don't think it's weird when your friends hate him

If you bitch about your boyfriend to your friends Don't think it's weird when your friends hate him

If you are angry and frustrated about something Clean, you'll be surprised at your lifted mood and will have accomplished something

If you are angry and frustrated about something Clean, you'll be surprised at your lifted mood and will have accomplished something

When a woman crushes your heart Become selfish. Accomplish your dreams and don't look back. Life is not a Disney movie.

When a woman crushes your heart Become selfish. Accomplish your dreams and don't look back. 
Life is not a Disney movie.

if you leave men subtle hints We won't get it

if you leave men subtle hints We won't get it

If you take adderall to study for finals Don't open reddit

If you take adderall to study for finals Don't open reddit

when women are talking to you about their problems they're likely not looking for answers, they just want you to listen and sympathize

when women are talking to you about their problems they're likely not looking for answers, they just want you to listen and sympathize

Tall people are aware that they are tall They dont need to be reminded every time you see them

Tall people are aware that they are tall They dont need to be reminded every time you see them
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