Orders $80+ of pizza and doesn't tip "Sorry bro, times are tight"

Orders $80+ of pizza and doesn't tip

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offers to help you through an awful break up uses it as info to date and bang your ex

offers to help you through an awful break up uses it as info to date and bang your ex

Shows up to your apartment uninvited Texts people to come over so he can sell them drugs

Shows up to your apartment uninvited Texts people to come over so he can sell them drugs

Asks his mother out for dinner on her birthday she ends up paying for him, his girlfriend, and their 3 kids

Asks his mother out for dinner on her birthday she ends up paying for him, his girlfriend, and their 3 kids

Sees you sweeping throws trash on the floor

Sees you sweeping throws trash on the floor

Sees you're sunburnt slaps you

Sees you're sunburnt slaps you

Shows up at your house unanounced Complains that he's bored

Shows up at your house unanounced Complains that he's bored

comes to class late, talks back to teachers, fucks around and doesn't work in class says the teachers are out to get him

comes to class late, talks back to teachers, fucks around and doesn't work in class says the teachers are out to get him

Sees that you're in the middle of a good stretch Slaps you in the stomach

Sees that you're in the middle of a good stretch Slaps you in the stomach

Notices a shy kid in class Makes a big deal about how little he talks

Notices a shy kid in class Makes a big deal about how little he talks

Comes to class 5 minutes late with three of his friends asks you move so they all can sit together

Comes to class 5 minutes late with three of his friends asks you move so they all can sit together
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