crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call. rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER

crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call.  rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER - crush he has been after for months drunk texts him to come over for booty call.  rushes to put on jeans, penis gets stuck in zipper ends up in ER  Bad Luck Brian

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Finally finds something positive in life HIV

Finally finds something positive in life HIV

Opens Own Business Gets Fired

Opens Own Business Gets Fired

Creates imaginary girlfriend Friendzoned

Creates imaginary girlfriend Friendzoned

Bit by radioactive spider Cancer

Bit by radioactive spider Cancer

Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location

Blows rape whistle Alerts more rapists of his location

Rides bumper cars Killed by drunk driver

Rides bumper cars Killed by drunk driver

checks both ways before crossing road gets hit by plane

checks both ways before crossing road gets hit by plane

Gets elected as class president assassinated

Gets elected as class president assassinated

Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was

Gets invited to candy factory Dies horribly while midgets sing about how ironic death was

Asked for Legos for christmas MEGABLOKS

Asked for Legos for christmas MEGABLOKS
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