HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes - HAS A DEGREE, A MASTERS AND A NICE PAYING JOB Needs to sing the alphabet to remember where J goes  Scumbag Brain

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I see you have your hands full Here, let me give you an itchy nose

I see you have your hands full Here, let me give you an itchy nose

checks time on phone checks phone again because wasn't paying attention

checks time on phone  checks phone again because wasn't paying attention

remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time

remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time

Stayed up late and is tired all day Is no longer tired and stays up late again

Stayed up late and is tired all day  Is no longer tired and stays up late again

struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer

struggles to wake up in time throughout whole school year Wakes up naturally at 5 am throughout summer

Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?

Flawlessly remembers melody and lyrics to a song you haven't listened to in years What did I eat for breakfast?

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

PIZZA IS BURNING YOUR HAND? QUICK- PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH!

YOU'RE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SPIDERS AND MURDERERS LATELY?

YOU'RE IN COMPLETE DARKNESS? HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SPIDERS AND MURDERERS LATELY?

forgot to do something important? let me remind you right before you fall asleep

forgot to do something important? let me remind you right before you fall asleep

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning
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