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I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do.

I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do. - I told every girlfriend I've had for the past 5 years that I have never came from a blowjob They all try to be the first to make me, and they feel like they accomplished something when I do. Confession Bear
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I still think about things I should have said In situations that happened more than five years ago

I still think about things I should have said In situations that happened more than five years ago
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I only call my voicemail to get rid of the voicemail icon on my phone

I only call my voicemail to get rid of the voicemail icon on my phone
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If you call your parents by their first name i automatically assume you're a brat.

If you call your parents by their first name i automatically assume you're a brat.
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I'm more concerned for my health when i eat mcdonalds than when i smoke or drink.

I'm more concerned for my health when i eat mcdonalds than when i smoke or drink.
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I purposely don't poop in the morning So I can get paid to do it at work

I purposely don't poop in the morning So I can get paid to do it at work
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I Wear the same Jeans Every day for weeks at a time

I Wear the same Jeans Every day for weeks at a time
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I think the abused animal commercials Are sadder than the abused children commercials

I think the abused animal commercials Are sadder than the abused children commercials
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I understood Inception The first time I saw it

I understood Inception The first time I saw it
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I have more conversations in my head than i do in real life

I have more conversations in my head than i do in real life
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If a girl is really hot I automatically assume she's a bitch

If a girl is really hot I automatically assume she's a bitch
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