Visits my new place for the first time Insults apartment, tv, car, and then asks for a ride home because he "Missed the last bus"

Visits my new place for the first time Insults apartment, tv, car, and then asks for a ride home because he

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gets mad while playing video games throws your controller

gets mad while playing video games throws your controller

asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact

asks to borrow electric razor to shave, which i say yes to... comes out of bathroom with facial hair intact

On a train sitting down while some people have to stand Has bag on the seat next to him

On a train sitting down while some people have to stand Has bag on the seat next to him

Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery "Sorry bro can't tip I'm broke"

Orders $40 worth of pizza for delivery

Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations

Borrows your car Reprograms radio stations

3 inches of snow/slush on the road tailgates

3 inches of snow/slush on the road tailgates

Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift

Makes gift nearly impossible to open not even a good gift

wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv

wins 250K on scratch off ticket and calls fiancee to dump her on live tv

opens microwave before timer goes off doesn't clear the time for the next guy

opens microwave before timer goes off  doesn't clear the time for the next guy

Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it

Hears a funny joke you said when no one else was listening Repeats it when they're listening and takes credit for it
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