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If you lend someone a pen , don't give them the lid People are far less likely to put it in their pocket without a lid
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if you wake up super early after a night of drinking, it's because your blood sugar level is low eat a piece of bread, or a spoon full of peanut butter. it will spike your insulin levels , and you can go back to sleep
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If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig.
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Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies
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if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane
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Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace
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Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy
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Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women
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If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.
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Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed
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